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Crooked River Cast Show 34

🎙️ Shutdowns, Snap Cuts & Rock ’n’ Roll Revival

It’s a new era for the Crooked River Cast with a fresh intro theme from our very own in-house musician, Tom! 🎶

Robert kicks things off with his computer setup talk (Apple fans, you’ll relate) and a dose of “Boomer” energy as he geeks out over tech that mostly works when it wants to. Nothing’s perfect, right?

Wake Up, Ohio — Let’s Go!

🏛️ Shutdown Shockwaves

The government shutdown saga rolls on — and it’s hitting closer to home than ever. Ohio may see 9,000 state workers furloughed as federal funding dries up. It’s eye-opening just how much our state depends on D.C. dollars.

🔗: Ohio agency warns federal shutdown could mean furloughs for state workers

🐾 Feeding Pets Before Politics

Even in tough times, some Ohioans step up. A West Park business is making sure pets stay fed through the shutdown, while Swenson’s is offering free meals to kids who rely on SNAP benefits. Sadly, refugees in Northeast Ohio aren’t as lucky — federal SNAP cuts just ended their benefits altogether.

In Cleveland, hundreds of refugee families are suddenly losing food assistance after the federal “One Big Beautiful Bill Act” slashed access to SNAP benefits for recent arrivals.

Afghan father Akbar Shenwari, who resettled in Cleveland with his family of seven, says the cuts are forcing families to choose between rent, utilities, and food. The U.S. Committee for Refugees and Immigrants (USCRI) warns that 13,000 refugees statewide—including 4,000 in Cuyahoga County—will be affected.

“It’s a very bad situation right now,” said Shenwari, who now works up to 18-hour days to keep his family afloat. Despite it all, he’s urging others to stay hopeful: “This country is a beautiful country… with quiet patience, you will achieve your goal.”

🗳️ Election Results: Levies, Lawsuits & Lousy Accounting

Robert kicked things off with the Cincinnati mayoral race, where Vice President JD Vance’s half-brother made headlines — but not the kind he wanted. His loss highlights how tough it still is for Republicans to gain traction in urban strongholds like Cincinnati, even with big-name connections, that were pretty much non-existent.

From there, Tom and Robert unpacked the local election ripple effects — with school levies failing in some districts, lawsuits piling up, and new legislation that could ban library levies from even making it onto ballots. Ohio’s education funding picture is… complicated, to say the least. Election season wrapped up — and some districts are feeling the sting.

From Mt. Healthy Schools and Lakeside High facing more cuts to a bill that might ban library levies from ballots, Ohio’s education funding story is getting messy. The November elections left some districts scrambling. Mt. Healthy City Schools faces deeper cuts after voters rejected its levy yet again, putting essential programs at risk. In Ashtabula County, Lakeside High’s future hangs in the balance as a failed levy collides with an ongoing lawsuit over district finances.

Meanwhile, lawmakers are eyeing a bill that could ban library levies from ballots altogether—raising questions about how communities will fund critical resources. With budgets tightening and legal battles brewing, Ohio’s education funding picture is anything but clear.

😂 Comic Relief: 🐝 Babylon Bee Funnies

Sometimes, you just need a little laughter — and Tom and Robert had plenty this episode. From the absurd to the downright ridiculous, here’s what had them cracking up:

💰 Levies, Libraries & Local Lifelines

While some levies tanked at the ballot box, Northeast Ohio voters showed heart where it counts — overwhelmingly approving county mental health and recovery levies that keep vital services funded. A rare bit of good news in local politics, and proof that when it comes to helping our neighbors, voters still show up.

But not every funding fight is over. A new proposal at the Statehouse would let Ohio taxing authorities block library levies from even appearing on ballots — essentially silencing communities before they get to weigh in. Critics say it’s a move that undercuts local control and transparency.

🗺️ New Redistricting Map: Déjà Vu?

Ohio’s new congressional map is here, and it’s giving us flashbacks. Democrats and Republicans struck another deal that might keep things just gerrymandered enough to make everyone equally mad. It’s hard not to notice the pattern—Ohio’s GOP keeps stumbling over internal divisions while Democrats present a united front.

🔗: These are Ohio’s new congressional districts
🔗: Why Democrats struck a deal with Republicans on an Ohio congressional map 🔗: Coughlin bows out of Ohio 13th Congressional District Sykes rematch

🤖 Is Robot Love Real Love?

Ohio lawmakers are getting ahead of the sci-fi curve — a new bill would ban AI from marrying humans or owning property. House Bill 469 would declare that artificial intelligence systems can’t be considered people — meaning they can’t marry, own property, or act as someone’s legal proxy.
Yes, seriously. Even Kim Kardashian’s ChatGPT study buddy gets a mention. Can we say this is a waste of our tax dollars?

🔗: Ohio bill would ban AI from marrying humans, owning property 🔗: ‘I’ll get mad and I’ll yell at it’: Kim Kardashian blames failing law exam on studying with ChatGPT

🚓 Safety Patrol Shuffle

Cleveland’s Downtown Safety Patrol is expanding — or is it? A new report dives into whether the specialized sheriff’s unit is actually improving safety or just changing its patrol zones. This decision just reinforces how disorganized and ineffective the department has become. Instead of prioritizing public safety with a clear strategy, they keep shifting resources without accountability. It’s hard to take them seriously when consistency and leadership are missing.

⚡ Power to the People

Community solar power might soon be lighting up Ohio farms and neighborhoods. The new community power pilot has supporters buzzing, especially rural farmers looking for renewable options. Better than a data center? What do you think?

🔗: Ohio solar supporters, farmers eager for proposed community power pilot

🚗 Failure to Identify Bill

A controversial new proposal would require drivers to identify themselves even if they haven’t committed a crime. Critics say it targets “sovereign citizen” antics — supporters say it’s about safety.

🔗: ‘Failure to identify’: New bill targets drivers who don’t provide name during traffic stops

🐀 Ahhhh Rats!

Ohio ranks high on the “most rat-infested cities” list. Between Cleveland’s trash woes and urban growth, exterminators are staying busy. “Ohio has two cities in the top 25, but thankfully not the top 10” 🎉 YAY!?

🔗: Do we need a rat czar? Cleveland among ‘rattiest’ cities in US in new study

🌤️ Good Things

Because every Crooked River Cast needs some light at the end of the tunnel…

💖 Lung Cancer Awareness Month

One Northeast Ohio survivor turned her hospital work into a mission of hope for others battling cancer.
🔗: Northeast Ohio cancer survivor turns daily hospital work into mission of hope

⚡ AC/DC Brings the Power to Ohio Stadium

Rock legends AC/DC are headed to Columbus next summer for their “Power Up” tour — and Ohio is ready to thunder!

🔗: AC/DC to bring ‘Power Up Tour’ to Ohio Stadium next summer

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Crooked River Cast Show 32

Kings, Queens & Data Dreams: Ohio’s Wild Ride

Tom and Robert kicked off Show #32 with a bang — talking new vinyl drops, big concerts, political pearl-clutching, and the digital gold rush reshaping Ohio’s future. From data centers draining energy to Cleveland cruise ships and Cuyahoga County’s cash return, the guys dive into everything shaping the Buckeye State this week. Let’s get right into the latest lineup from the Crooked River Cast crew.

🎶 Rock & Roll and Vinyl Vibes🎸

Robert started the show hyped about the new Mammoth WVH vinyl drop — and their latest track “Same Old Song” 🎧 Watch on YouTube, there’s plenty of buzz about this next-gen rock act bringing back real guitars and raw sound. The guys talked live music energy and the upcoming Cleveland Agora concert on November 18th — the perfect prelude before diving into Ohio’s latest political and economic madness.

👑 They Don’t Want Kings… But Love Their Queens

After the music hype, the guys revisited the “No Kings” protest from October 18th, where demonstrators made a loud statement about leadership and power (and maybe a little pageantry). The discussion got lively as Tom and Robert broke down the irony and media reaction to the event.

📎 MSNBC Interviews a Unicorn and Bear at ‘No Kings’ Rally: ‘Looking As Ridiculous As We Can’ To Protest ‘Ridiculous’ Trump

🏛️ Pearl Clutching Time: White House East Wing Gets a Makeover

Talk about political décor drama — photos from WKYC showed the White House East Wing demolished as Trump moves forward with ballroom construction. Tom and Robert couldn’t help but laugh (and cringe) at the “remodeling priorities” playing out in D.C.

📎 White House East Wing demolished as Trump moves forward with ballroom construction

💼 JobsOhio or “Jobs? Ohio…”

Ohio’s economic engine is in the hot seat again. Critics say JobsOhio is big on promises but short on transparency and measurable results, while defenders claim it’s boosting long-term growth. The guys debate where the truth lies. Robert and Tom tried to untangle the web of JobsOhio — and its equally confusing cousin, the JobsOhio Beverage System (JOBS) — but even after reading through multiple articles, they couldn’t quite make sense of it all.

🧾 JobsOhio is supposed to be a private nonprofit driving Ohio’s economic development.
🍸 JobsOhio Beverage System (JOBS) is its liquor-handling affiliate, managing the state’s booze business and funneling those profits into JobsOhio’s programs. That setup allows the organization to operate without direct public funding — at least on paper.

Then Ryan Squire, VP of Communications & Marketing for JobsOhio, chimed in on X (formerly Twitter), defending the model and insisting it’s transparent and effective. But after sifting through both the official spin and the investigative reports, the guys admitted they’re still scratching their heads. Is this a smart, self-funded success story — or a confusing cocktail of public money and private management?


📎 JobsOhio Big on Promises, Short on Transparency – Ohio News
📎 Understanding JobsOhio’s Financial Impact – JobsOhio

🖥️ Data Centers: Big Money, Bigger Bills

It’s official: the Norton Data Center project is dead, but the conversation about Ohio’s energy strain is very much alive. The guys dig into how data centers are reshaping communities — and possibly your electric bill. Robert dug into the story behind the Norton Data Center project, officially called Project Triton, and uncovered why the big plans fell apart. The proposal — slated for the former PPG Mine site — was withdrawn after residents strongly opposed it during a town hall meeting. Concerns over environmental impact, noise pollution, local wildlife, and water quality led the city council to pull the plug entirely.

The project promised 280 construction jobs and new tax revenue for the Norton City School District, but the pushback showed how community voices can still steer big development — especially when the details aren’t crystal clear in the reporting.

Meanwhile, across Ohio, energy prices continue to climb, and data centers are partly to blame. As more tech giants move in, the strain on the grid is becoming real — and it’s showing up on electric bills.


📎 Proposed Data Center in Norton Will Not Move Forward – WKYC
📎 $1B Planned Data Center Backs Out of Central Ohio – 614Now
📎 Ohioans’ Electric Bills Are Spiking – Cleveland.com

🏠 Population Shifts: Shrinking & Exploding at Once?

Ohio’s population is projected to decline by 2050, but some towns are booming — especially those tied to new jobs and industry growth. The ripple effects? Housing crunches, shifting politics, and strained infrastructure.


📎 Ohio Faces Population Decline by 2050 – WKYC

🔦 Spotlight Ohio: ⚓Cleveland Cruise Capital of the Great Lakes?

Yep, you read that right — Cleveland’s cruise season wrapped up strong, and plans are already in motion for expansion in 2026. Robert’s calling dibs on the first ticket.


📎 Port of Cleveland Ends Landmark Cruise Season, Eyes Expansion – WKYC

💸 Money Back in Cuyahoga County

Good news for local budgets — $35 million in assessment funds are being returned to Cuyahoga County taxing authorities. The guys call it “a rare win for taxpayers.”


📎 $35M in Assessment Funds Returning to Taxing Authorities – Ohio News

🎓 Ohio Spent More Than $1 Billion on Private School Vouchers

The latest numbers are in: for fiscal year 2025 the state of Ohio poured $1.09 billion into five private-school voucher programs, according to the Ohio Department of Education and Workforce.

  • Nearly half of that amount — $492.8 million — went into the “Education Choice Expansion” scholarship program.
  • Private‐school enrollment (in nonpublic schools tied to these vouchers) was about 181,244 students, up 4.6 % from the previous year.
  • Some critics argue the scale and growth are troubling — for example the Ohio Education Association said: “it seems like the EdChoice voucher program is expanding … and there aren’t nearly as many students … to warrant that kind of infusion of money.”

📎 Ohio Spent More Than $1 Billion on Private School Vouchers in 2025 – Ohio News

👮 Cincinnati Police Chief on Paid Leave

In Cincinnati, Ohio, the drama continues as Teresa Theetge — the city’s police chief — was placed on paid administrative leave effective October 20, 2025, pending an investigation into her leadership of the Cincinnati Police Department.

  • A letter obtained by reporters shows the city manager’s office formally authorized the leave. The letter also restricts access to email and city facilities for the chief during the leave.
  • The city announced they’ll hire outside counsel for the investigation “to ensure a timely, fair and thorough process.”
  • The chief’s attorney maintains she has no intention to resign and suggested politics may be driving the move.

📎 Cincinnati Police Chief Placed on Paid Leave – Ohio News

✋ Ashland Dems Sue Over Removal from County Fair

In Ashland County, Ohio, the local Democratic Party is suing following events at the county fair. The Ashland County Democratic Party filed a federal lawsuit alleging civil‐rights violations after being kicked off fairgrounds because they distributed buttons with messages about the former President.

  • The incident occurred September 18, 2025: the fair board and sheriff’s office removed their booth over buttons with slogans like “Is he dead yet?” and “8647” (references to President Trump). (FIRE)
  • The lawsuit lists the sheriff, fair‐board officials, and deputies as defendants. It alleges viewpoint discrimination (i.e., removal because of what they were saying).)

📎 Ashland Sheriff, County Fair Sued Over Booting Dems – Ohio News

⚖️ Hamilton County Judge Under Removal Process

In Hamilton County, Ohio, state lawmakers have initiated proceedings to remove Municipal Judge Ted Berry following controversial social-media posts about the death of political activist Charlie Kirk.

  • Lawmakers say Judge Berry’s comments violated portions of the Ohio Code of Judicial Conduct — namely, maintaining public confidence, avoiding bias, and not letting personal views influence judicial duties.
  • One resolution describes his posts as “vitriolic, racially charged and political language” related to Kirk’s death. (dayton-daily-news)

📎 Lawmakers Begin Process to Remove Hamilton County Judge – Ohio News

🌞 GOOD THINGS

Because not everything in Ohio is doom and gloom.

💵 The Cleveland Cash Challenge

Image suggestion: people holding cash envelopes in Cleveland landmarks
Locals are hiding cash around Cleveland and dropping clues on Instagram — it’s a citywide scavenger hunt with real rewards.


📎 Instagrammers Challenge Clevelanders to “Find the Cash” – Cleveland Scene

🎃 Ohio-Made Horror

Spooky season’s got a homegrown flair — four new Ohio-made horror films are out now. Support your local scream scene!


📎 4 New Cleveland-Made Horror Movies to Watch – Cleveland Scene

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Crooked River Cast Show 31

🍂🚽 ⚖️ From Leaves to Laws — Ohio’s Wild Week

This week, Robert and Tom kick off the show with a seasonal debate: what exactly are we supposed to do with all these leaves? Somehow that talk spirals all the way into… toilets. Yep — leave it to these two to turn yard cleanup into plumbing philosophy. 😆

But once the laughter settles, they dig into a full slate of Ohio news — from the third week of the federal shutdown, to the state’s budget crunch, Delta-8 drama, a new added topic 🔦 “Spotlight Ohio,” and a few Good Things that remind us not everything’s gone to the dogs (well, except maybe in a good way 🐶).

⚠️ Shutdown Week Three

Another week, another round of gridlock. As the government shutdown stretches into its third week, frustration grows nationwide — from delayed paychecks to halted services. The guys break down who’s feeling it most and what’s really behind the stalemate.

🕊️ Could There Be Peace in the Middle East?

A rare moment of optimism as talks of peace in the Middle East resurface. Robert and Tom discuss whether it’s genuine progress or just another diplomatic dance.
🎧 Clip aired during the show.

💸 Ohio’s Budget Blues

Ohio’s finances are looking rough. Reports show the state doesn’t have enough money to pay its bills — yet more tax credits for businesses were approved. Meanwhile, JobsOhio’s funding continues to rise even as job creation falls.


👉 Ohio lacks the money to pay its bills – Ohio News
👉 Ohio approves tax credits for private businesses – Ohio News
👉 JobsOhio funding increases as job creation declines – Ohio News

🔦 Spotlight Ohio: Old Mansfield Prison Tours

October is prime time for chills — and not just from the weather. The guys shine the spotlight on the Old Mansfield Prison, home to legends, ghost tours, and film fame. Perfect for a spooky fall outing.


👉 Ohio State Reformatory Preservation Society
🎧 Clip featured in show.

🔫 Second Amendment Update: Guns in Bars

The Ohio Supreme Court is preparing to weigh in on whether firearms belong in establishments that serve alcohol. It’s a contentious case that could reshape the state’s gun landscape.


👉 Ohio Supreme Court to rule on law over guns in bars
🎧 Clip featured during the show.

🥤 SNAP Restrictions and Additions

New proposals aim to restrict what SNAP recipients can buy — including a possible ban on soda and sugary drinks. Critics say it unfairly targets low-income Ohioans, while supporters claim it’s about promoting health.


👉 Ohio seeks ban on soda, sugary drink purchases through SNAP

⚖️ Delta-8 Ban Put on Pause

A Franklin County judge has hit pause on Governor DeWine’s Delta-8 hemp ban, giving retailers and customers a temporary reprieve. The hemp haze continues in Ohio.


👉 Judge issues order pausing DeWine’s intoxicating hemp ban – Ohio News
🎧 Clip featured in the show.

⚡ Intel vs. Meta: Power Struggle in Ohio

Sen. Moreno wants Intel to share some of its electricity allocation with Meta to help power their massive data centers. Robert and Tom break down why this high-voltage drama might not be as simple as flipping a switch.


👉 Ohio Sen. Moreno asks Intel to reassign some electricity to Meta
🎧 Clip featured in show.

👨‍👩‍⚕️ Parents, Records & the Ohio House

Ohio lawmakers just passed a bill allowing parents to access their children’s medical and mental health records. Privacy advocates are uneasy, but supporters say it’s about transparency.


👉 Ohio Republican Lawmakers Push for Parental Consent in Minors’ Mental Health Care
👉 Ohio House overwhelmingly passes bill allowing parents to access child’s medical records

🌍 State Takes Control of Carbon Capture

The Ohio House approved a bill giving the state authority over carbon capture projects — a move with major environmental implications and industry interest.


👉 House passes bill giving Ohio power to regulate carbon capture – Ohio News

🕰️ Daylight Saving (or Savings?) Time

Is it “Daylight Saving” or “Daylight Savings” Time? The guys settle the debate while reminding everyone: clocks fall back soon.


👉 Daylight saving time: When do clocks fall back?

🌟 Good Things

🐶 Summit County Animal Shelter’s Barktober

Summit County Animal Control is lowering dog adoption fees to just $28 this Barktober! Perfect timing to add a furry friend before winter.


👉 Summit County Animal Control reduces adoption fees – Akron Beacon Journal

🎖️ VA Honors Centenarian Veterans

The Central Ohio VA hosted a special ceremony celebrating veterans over 100 years old — a touching reminder of dedication and longevity.


👉 VA honors centenarian veterans in special ceremony – NBC4 WCMH-TV

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